(discussing about animals and what animals eat)
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ezra: mama, what do fish eat? (asking me to ask him)
mama: what do fish eat?
ezra: fish eat JONAH!
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mama: ezra, when you do not obey mama immediately, you make mama sad.
ezra: i want to make mama happy
mama: how do you make mama happy? you obey mama immediately. or you can give mama a hug, tell her you love her very much...
ezra: (gives mama a hug) mama is happy now!
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ezra: mama mama mama!
mama: yes?
ezra: please don't disturb me now. eb-ra (ezra) is setting up the goal post net.
mama: .... ?!?
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mama: we will get a bicycle for you one day.. do you know when?
ezra: when i get married?
mama: ....???
(the correct answer is when he learns to scoot properly..)
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ezra: *sits on a kiddy ride in the shape of a car*
mama: where are you going??
ezra: nineveh!
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ezra: *sends me a flying kiss*
mama: where should i put the kiss you sent to me?
ezra: in my nature box!
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mama: what should you do when you are in trouble?
ezra: look for mama and papa
mama: but what if we are not around to help you?
ezra: look for auntie liz
mama: (?!?!?) and what if auntie liz is not around?
ezra: pray to God, and God will tell me to go and sleep and not move around...
mama: ....
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<3 this boy to bits...
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